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Lobby Number (Manic Depressive Presents) lyrics:


Manic Depressive Pictures presents (ROAR, roar)
“Hello Fresno, Goodbye”
Now you know the name of the picture
And you’d like to see it — But no…

Screenplay by Gluck from a stageplay by Mutsk
From a story by Glip from a chapter by Rusk
From a sentence by Dokes from a comma by Spokes
From an idea by Grokes, based on Joe Miller’s jokes.

Now you know the name of the picture and who wrote it.
And you’d still like to see it — But no….

Art direction Pickepup, interiors Minervipup
Photography Alonzotech, recorded sound by Needlepeck
Upholstery by Thackery, Hackery by Dackery
Hickory by Dickory and Dickory for Doc.

Now finally — finally at last comes the picture
And what do we see?
The same old beautiful chorus girls.

The opening scene is a ranch in Fresno, California
So what are they singing?
When it’s cherry blossom time in Orange, New Jersey
We’ll make a peach of a pair. I know we canteloup
So honeydew be mine — and dip:

Up on the gulch rides a hunk of man
He is our hero, Cowboy Dan
A gallopin’, yodelin’ buckaroo
His horse, of course, is a baritone too.

I’ve got that oooollllldd wagon wheels inside of me (Yi-hi-hoo)
I’ve got that ooooold cactus in the hide of me (yi-hi-hoo)
I’ve got that (yi-hi-hoo)
The girls are delighted to hear this (mew ew ew ew)

But where is our heroine?
As the bell rings for lunch, we find our heroine in the corral
Eating her heart out.

She is Mary Sue Ann, tap-dancing daughter or an American juggling act
Who left her on the doorstep of an old English castle
Where she was found by Sir Basil Metabolism, who said:
By jove, the Gorin baby; I shall raise her as me-own daughter (which he did).

But she wants to tap dance, and Cowboy Dan, who she met on this trip
Wants to marry her so she can tap dance, but she knows
Sir Basil will never permit this. Never, never, never!
(mewewewewe)

But through her tears she is singing a happy little song
Because she is also a coluratura soprano
(loo, loo, loo, looo, etc.)

She is beside herself (her favorite position)
Oh, Father, you must let me marry Cowboy Dan!
He owns the biggest ranch in Texas, Bar None!
Bar None? Why that’s the password for the FBI.

It can’t be. No no, yes yes, no no, yes yes, no no, yes yes, no no, yes yes
It can’t be! But it was.

He rushes to Mary Sue Ann: “Mary Sue Ann, can you help me out?
Can you tap out a mssage in code? “

This is her big chance, now she can tap dance, (which she does)
But what has she done? She has betrayed her own father.
But he isn’t her father. He’s Henrik…..the dangerous German spy.

Stick up our hands you dirty rat, the _______________
So ah-ah-ah-ah, the FBI has finally captured the German spy.
Dan and Mary are about to blend, you think the picture’s about to end?
But no….

Whoever heard of a musical picture without Carmelita Pepita,
the Bolivian bombshell.
“I wish you would come with me to my little village in Bolivia.
So peaceful there in the purple mountains and the lovely mist,
And the shining stars. And the little people who live so simple and quiet.
And every night, all they want to do is…”

Grab your partner swing away, it’s cherry blossom time in Orange, New J.
Grab her by the feet and swing her by the hair and you will make
A peach of a pair… Oh grant?
So here we are back in Fresno, California. And this is where you came in.

But do not fret my friend. This is a picture that ends in the middle for the
benefit of the people who came in – in the middle.

This — this is The End.

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